April222014
lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via tyleroakley)

10PM
9PM
sarahonadiet:

April is almost over, y’all. 

sarahonadiet:

April is almost over, y’all. 

(via chadwickedemblem)

9PM

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

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9PM

meladoodle:

cassimuffin:

FORESHADOWING

okay but seriously the ‘cars’ one is the biggest stretch ive ever seen in my life

(Source: cracked.com, via chadwickedemblem)

9PM

thevolutionofnerdy:

rainbowdarlinglove:

I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!

Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.

(via chadwickedemblem)

9PM

fusamara:

THE CRAB

(Source: pleatedjeans, via thefuuuucomics)

9PM

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

9PM

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via voxamberlynn)

9PM
susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

(Source: poochcrew, via m00sebaby)

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